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articles of love

ARTICLE 1 STATEMENT OF LOVE-THE KISS

1.       KISS ON THE HAND......I ADORE YOU
2.       KISS ON THE CHEEK.....I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS
3.       KISS ON THE NECK......I WANT YOU
4.       KISS ON THE LIPS......I LOVE YOU
5.       KISS ON THE EARS......I'M JUST PLAYING
6.       KISS ANYWHERE.........LETS NOT GET CARRIED AWAY
7.       LOOK IN YOUR EYES.....KISS ME
8.       PLAYING WITH YOUR HAND. I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU
9.       HAND ON YOUR WAIST.....I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO LET GO


ARTICLE 2 THE 3 STEPS

1.       GIRLS: IF A GUY GETS FRESH WITH YOU SLAP HIM
2.       GUYS: IF A GIRL SLAPS YOU, KISS HER
3.       GUYS AND GIRLS: CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN KISSING,
          IT'S RUDE TO STARE!


ARTICLE 3 THE COMMANDMENTS

1.       THOU SHALL NOT SQUEEZE TOO HARD (HANDS)
2.       THOU SHALL NOT ASK FOR A KISS JUST GIVE
         ONE OR TAKE ONE
3.       THOU SHALL NOT KISS AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY


REMEMBER A PEACH IS A PEACH, A PLUM IS A PLUM, & A KISS ISN'T A KISS WITHOUT SOME TONGUE. SO OPEN YOUR MOUTH, CLOSE YOUR EYES, AND GIVE YOUR TONGUE SOME EXERCISE!